female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
6. There will be another guy.
You feel crushed. Heartbroken. You can’t imagine life without him. But guess what? Believe it or not, it does exist (and get this — it will be even better than it was before). You will live again. You will love again. You will get over it and move on. And believe it or not, the day will come when you you’ll no longer want to poke his eyes out with a burning hot steel rod. (Just sayin’.)
It may take some time, but it’ll happen. Promise.
Girls (and guys) should read this!!! This is so important!! Please read, this is something you all should see!
”A shot of cocaine and speed, and a shot of heroin. Stripped off all my clothes, leapt downstairs, and ran out on Park Avenue and two blocks down it before my friends caught me. Naked. Naked as a lima bean.”
i wanna know you better than the back of my hand, and what keeps you up at 2am.
i wanna know what song has been stuck in your head, and how you’d look in my bed.
i wanna know what words are on the tip of your tongue, and hear about your dreams, even when you have none.
i wanna know what brings tears to your eyes, and what your face would look like if i kissed the inside of your thighs.
i wanna know how you like your coffee in the morning, and how cute you look when you’re snoring.
i wanna know you better.
Top Gear is one of the best things BBC has ever produced
where is it
Strange alien found in rural New Jersey